I'm an awesome lady who lives upstairs. Apartment wise, place wise, I am wise [/notreally]. Amanda is my name.19 is my age.And I live in Aberdeen-deen.
Also I like naked people.
Maybe he’s scared I’ll steal it.
He said I can tickle him for 5 seconds, before that 5 second is over, he rolled over and crushed me.
Me: why did you do that?
Xander: because I wanted you to die.
He hates being tickled.
Xander: you’re like a china cause you’re so pretty and you bruise easily. No wait- chinas don’t bruise, you’re like a peach, cause you’re all furry. I’m joking, you’re like a banana.
Me: aren’t you sweet.
Xander: ‘cause your skin is peeling.
Thought I would post this so called “recipe”. It’s barely a recipe I know, since it’s one of the most simple shit you’d ever do.
Why am I posting it? Cause I’m a uni student, I get lazy and bored.
HERE IT IS MICROWAVED POTATO WITH SHIT ON IT.