I'm an awesome lady who lives upstairs.
Apartment wise, place wise, I am wise [/notreally].
Amanda is my name.
19 is my age.
And I live in Aberdeen-deen.


Also I like naked people.

 

Oh god, just watching the bad girls clubs season 2, Oh Tanisha. <3

Oh god, just watching the bad girls clubs season 2, Oh Tanisha. <3

Xander while I'm tickling him

He said I can tickle him for 5 seconds, before that 5 second is over, he rolled over and crushed me.

Me: why did you do that?

Xander: because I wanted you to die.

He hates being tickled.

Xander trying to describe me.

Xander: you’re like a china cause you’re so pretty and you bruise easily. No wait- chinas don’t bruise, you’re like a peach, cause you’re all furry. I’m joking, you’re like a banana.

Me: aren’t you sweet.

Xander: ‘cause your skin is peeling.

Me:

Food + Microwave

Thought I would post this so called “recipe”. It’s barely a recipe I know, since it’s one of the most simple shit you’d ever do.

Why am I posting it? Cause I’m a uni student, I get lazy and bored.

HERE IT IS MICROWAVED POTATO WITH SHIT ON IT.